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Golfing |
"Stay at the only B&B in
Scotland that's an old golf club"
This Was The Arbroath Golf Club 1877-1984
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An 18 hole links golf course on your doorstep
10 golf courses within 10 miles of Arbroath
20 golf courses within 20 miles
Over 35 courses within 30 miles of Arbroath
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At Five Gables House We Offer
Our own discounts for 10 local golf courses
Information on all the other golfing deals and Opens on offer in the area
Games room with pool table, darts & table tennis while you wait
to tee off
Guest lounge overlooking 18th green to reflect on what went wrong out there
WIFI internet access so you can enter the St Andrews daily ballot & hope
Wine, whisky & beer glasses, ice available and a fridge for the beers
Access to clubhouse after a round of golf or the use of the driving range
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Why Choose Arbroath
Arbroath is the perfect location to base your golfing holiday. With some fantastic
courses surrounding the town. As well as the challenging links course at Arbroath,
these include the Open venue Carnoustie Championship Course and the Open qualifer
courses at Panmure, Montrose, Monifieth, Downfield and Scotscraig, all within
10 and 25 minutes from the town. With the hidden gem Old Course at Letham
Grange less than 10 minutes drive from Arbroath also. Just 15 to 20 minutes
away you also find the picturesque parkland courses of Guthrie, Forfar, Brechin,
Edzell and Kirriemuir. And we are just 30 minutes from St Andrews. And 60
minutes from Gleneagles and Royal Aberdeen. Arbroath is the largest town in
the Angus area, so offers more choice when it comes to the nightlife, the
local events and restaurants. There are around 40 pubs, clubs and nightclubs
in Arbroath to choose from, and around 30 restaurants and cafes that cater
for all tastes. Choose from the traditional Scottish menu's on offer, including
the Arbroath Smokie. Or sample the local Azzurro Italian, Jasmine Chinese,
Saffron Indian and the other great restaurants in town.

Map of the Angus and Dundee area
"I consider it my particularly good fortune
to be part of a game that allows
man or women, teenager or octogenarian,
to express their love for life
in an arena bequeathed with nature"
Nick Faldo
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"Thanks, good golf, neat people,
great time"
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18th Green, Arbroath Golf Course

Arbroath Links Golf Course

Arbroath Golf Course, a true links course

Arbroath Golf Club Driving Range, 100 yards away

Golf Buggies available at the Arbroath Golf Course
Arbroath Links Green Fees
(20% discount for our guests during the week, 10% discount at weekends)
(The Arbroath Links course can be played for £10 from November to March)
(A round will cost £10 playing with a member of the club)
(Arbroath can be played using the Carnoustie Country Golf Pass)
(2 for 1 offer with Bunkered Magazine)
(2 for 1 offer with 2 Fore 1 Magazine)
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PRICES LATE MARCH TO LATE OCTOBER
Weekday round £26 Weekend round £32 Weekday Day Ticket £32 Weekend Day Ticket £40 Senior Citizens round from £10-15 all year Weekday Package £40 Weekend Package £54 Package includes 2 rounds of golf Coffee & bacon roll on arrival Soup & sandwiches at lunchtime And High Tea LATE OCTOBER TO LATE MARCH Round £10 Day Ticket £15 Club Hire £15 Trolley Hire £3 Driving Range £1.25 for 20 balls Driving Range £2.50 for 50 balls Golf Buggies - £20 Hire |
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Clubhouse Membership
Arbroath now offer an annual membership to the clubhouse only and not the
course, this costs around £50 per year.
Full Membership
For more details on membership costs, contact the club.
club hire - trolley hire - buggy hire - tuition - pro shop - bar - driving
range - putting green - clubhouse - changing room - catering
Arbroath Golf Club - http://www.arbroathgolfcourse.co.uk/
"Im in the woods so much i can tell you which plants
are edible"
Lee Trevino
Arbroath Open Golf Competition
2009 Dates
Arbroath Am/Am Open - 6th of June, £50 per team of four, handicap
for men of 24 and 36 for women, tee times 7am to 4pm
Arbroath Gents Open - 3rd of July, over 16 age limit, entry fee of £12,
handicap of 20, tee times 6am to 3.30pm
Arbroath Ladies Open - in early July, over 16 age limit, £12 entry fee,
handicap of 36
Arbroath Gents Senior Open - 8th of July, over 55 age limit, entry fee of
£12, handicap of 24, tee times 8am to 2pm
Arbroath Junior Open - 15th of July, under 18 age limit, entry fee of £6,
tee times 11am to 2pm
Arbroath Mixed Foursomes - 22nd of August, entry fee of £15 per couple,
handicap of 24 for men, 36 for women, tee times 8am to 3pm
Arbroath Ladies Greensomes Open - 12th of September, entry fee of £12,
handicap of 36, tee times 11am to 2pm
Call Lindsay Ewart on 01241 875837 for more details
We have details on all the open competitions thats on in the Angus and Dundee
area, and can check during your visit whats on offer.
Arbroath Links Golf Course Comments
"My foursome played Arbroath on June 18th. We enjoyed
the course immensely. Arbroath was a surprise, and a great pleasure. I would
recommend it to American golfers visiting Scotland"
"We played golf in Arbroath many times in the past. It is a wonderful
course. Always kept in excellent shape. I enjoy the great service we get from
Lindsay and his ground crews"
The Other Links Golf Course In Arbroath
West Links Pitch & Putt Course - £3
West Links 18 Hole Putting Course - £1.50
18 Hole Crazy Putting Course - £1.50

West Links Pitch & Putt
Course In Arbroath
The old Arbroath Golf Club Captains board, found in
our guest house hallway.

Captain's Board 1877 - 1984
We also have the 1877-1977 Arbroath
Golf Club Centenary Flag

Five Gables Guest House from the air
Seaview Guest Lounge & Dining Area Overlooking Golf Course
7' Statesman Pool Table at Five Gables House

Dartboard with pro oche mat
Golf books, Carnoustie, St Andrews, mens golf, womens golf and golf in general
Five Gables House B&B - 1996 to Today
We still have a few souvenirs dotted around reminding us of its former use.
The original Arbroath Golf Club Captains Board in our hall is the first reminder.
Along with images of the clubhouse opening on the 19th of August 1903. Also
in the hallway you will find an ariel image of the club and grounds in the
1970's, and a beautiful print from local artist Sheena Christie of the clubhouse
in the 80's. These are displayed along with old maps of Arbroath and the Angus
area, and images from Ron's old Merchant Navy days. We have both the mens
and womens clubs centenary flags (1877-1977) and the clubs old Rules Of Golf
book. Through the hall takes you to the guest lounge and dining area thats
looks out over the golf course and the North Sea. This is where the Bar &
Lounge used to be in the old golf club.
Outside the building is still pretty much the way it was, this includes the
old greenkeepers/golf trolley sheds with the concrete trolley steps to the
side. The older original wooden trolley steps are also visible, but have weathered
over the last 100 years. With the clubs old well also still found on the site.
The garden is the only major change, with the three sets of stone steps that
led to the course, the only original part remaining. The views have remained
the same over the last century.
We have accommodated many guests over the years that were either members of
this club, or thier parents or grandparents were members. The links with the
original Arbroath Golf Club stretch as far as New Zealand, Australia, Canada
and America. We would love to hear more about your old memories or childhood
stories on this old golf club. We learn something new about our home with
every passing year.
Five Gables House Discount Vouchers
Our vouchers are ideal if your in the area and are looking for one or two
rounds of golf. If you are staying for longer and wish to play more courses,
then you may want to purchase a Carnoustie Country Golf Pass or the Carnoustie
Country Dream Ticket. Or use one of the many 2 for 1 offers out there from
Bunkered, 2 Fore 1, Open Fairways and Green Free.
Arbroath Links Golf Course - 20% discount weekdays, 10% at weekends
Letham Grange Old Course - play Old Course for £35 Monday to Sunday
Letham Grange Glens Course - 20% discount all week
Guthrie Castle Golf Course - 10% discount all week
Brechin Golf Course - 20% discount all week
Montrose Medal Course - 10% discount all week
Broomfield Golf Course - 10% discount all week
Edzell Golf Course - 10% discount all week
Westwater Golf Course - 10% discount all week
Glenisla Golf Course - 10% twilight discount all week
Carnoustie Championship, Burnside & Buddon 3 round deal - £150
Kerrs Of Arbroath Car Hire - 10% discount on local car or van hire
Auld Arbroath Golf Club Cup
The Auld Arbroath Golf Club Cup competition started in 2010 to celebrate the
links with the old Arbroath Golf Club. Its been 25 years since the closure
of the club. The competition is played in June and is open to locals and guests
of Five Gables House. This is an 18 hole tournament played over the Arbroath
Links Golf Course. Competitors just cover the costs of a round on the Arbroath
Golf Course. Prizes are given out to 1st, 2nd and 3rd places. More details
to follow shortly on this competition.
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1st place
Winners Trophy Bottle of Whisky 2nd place £10 Voucher for Lindsay Ewart's Pro Shop Set of Arbroath Artisan Golf Club golf balls 3rd place Set of Arbroath Artisan Golf Club golf balls |
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The British Open venue in 1931, 1936, 1953,
1968, 1975, 1999 and 2007

Carnoustie Championship Golf Course
"As
you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get
to play one round."
Ben Hogan
Comments from the 2007 British Open Championship
"Credit to Carnoustie, its one of the best in the world"
Padriag Harrington
"Its probably the best bunkered course you will find anywhere in the world"
Ernie Els
"One of the toughest and best links that we have in the world"
Colin Montgomerie
"The golf course is hard, but it's fair. I think it's a fantastic test."
Tiger Woods
"I didn't realise what a wonderful golf course it is. It's terrific."
Phil Mickelson
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Grange Letham Grange Old Course Letham Grange Glens Course (under 10 minutes from Arbroath) "The Hidden Gem Of Angus" Letham Grange has 2 golf courses set in attractive woodland just 3 miles from Arbroath. The main course was opened in 1987 by Sir Henry Cotton and is widely acclaimed as one of the premier courses in Scotland. The host to the BBC "Play Better Golf" series, Peter Allis described the par 73 Old Course as one of the top inland courses in the UK. While renowned golf course photographer Brian Morgan added that several holes at Letham Grange would not be out of place at Augusta National. Its shorter par 68 Glens Course is also making a name for itself as a challenging round of golf. In 2007, a Bunkered Golf Magazine survey found the Letham Grange Old Course to be the 18th best course in Scotland, just behind the St Andrews Old Course at number 17. Thats out of around 500 golf courses in Scotland. The Old Course at Letham Grange is the perfect example of a hidden gem, and should be on the list when golfing in the area. "We will be coming to your place every year until the day we die" Thomas Leonard & The Kilternan Golf Society, Dublin, Ireland Kilternan Golf Society Link http://mygolfsociety.ie Letham Grange Green Fees (Five Gables House guests can play a round on Old Course for £35 Mon-Sun) (20% discount on the Glens Course for Five Gables House guests) (The Old & Glens can be played using the Carnoustie Country Golf Pass) (2 for 1 offer with Bunkered Magazine) (2 for 1 offer with Green Free Vouchers) (2 for 1 offer with Open Fairways Vouchers) March/April To Mid October Old Course Round Mon-Fri £45 Old Course Round Sat-Sun £50 Old Course Day Ticket Mon-Fri £60 Old Course Day Ticket Sat-Sun £65 Glens Course Round Mon-Fri £28 Glens Course Round Sat-Sun £32 Glens Course Day Ticket Mon-Fri £40 Glens Course Day Ticket Sat-Sun £45 Composite Ticket for both courses Mon-Fri - £55 Composite Ticket for both courses Sat-Sun - £60 Golf Buggies £25 per round or £35 for the day club hire - trolley hire - buggy hire - tuition - pro shop - bar - putting green - clubhouse - changing room - catering (Call Ben Greenhill on 01241 890373 for more details) "Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well" Craig Stadler |

Letham Grange Old Course, one of the best
inland courses in Scotland, 2 miles from Arbroath
Letham Grange Old Course Comments
"All in all a great course and I can't wait to play it again when next
I visit."
Shawn Farren
"Some of the holes are amazingly long, swooping over the landscape, which
in places, looks as mature as some late 19 century courses. Not to be missed"
Edward Buckley
Letham Grange Open Golf Competitions 2010
Letham Grange Gents Four Ball Better Ball - On the Old Course, 25th of April,
£20 per pair, handicap of 18, tee times 8am to 3pm
Letham Grange Ladies Four Ball Better Ball - On the Glens Course, 17th of May,
£15 per pair, tee times 10am to 1pm
Letham Grange Gents Senior Open - On the Old Course, 26th of May, £12
entry fee, tee times 8am to 3pm
Letham Grange Mixed Greensomes Open - On the Old Course, 6th of June, £15
per pair, tee times 12pm to 3pm
Letham Grange Gents Scratch & Handicap Open - On the Old Course, 1st of
August, £15 entry fee, handicap limit of 18, tee times 7.30am to 4pm
Letham Grange Texas Scramble - On the Old Course, 21st of August, £60
per team of 4, handicap limit of 18, tee times 7.30am to 3.30pm
Letham Grange Mixed Texas Scramble Open - On the Glens Course, 22nd of August,
£15 per pair, tee times 12pm to 3pm
Letham Grange Ladies Senior Open - On the Old Course, 30th of August, £8
entry fee, tee times 10am to 1pm
(Call Ben Greenhill on 01241 890373 for more details)

The R & A and 18th Green, St Andrews

Guthrie Castle Golf Course, 10 minutes
from Five Gables House
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Brechin |
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Forfar |
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Panmure |
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Kirriemuir |
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Monifieth |
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Downfield |
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Camperdown
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Ballumbie
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Scotscraig |
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Piperdam |
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Auchenblae |
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Glenisla
Glenisla Golf Course (30 minutes from Arbroath) "Founded in 2004" The Glenisla Golf Course is a good quality 18 hole parkland course providing an enjoyable and testing challenge for golfers of all abilities. Designed by Tony Wardle, who has worked alongside Robert Trent Jones and Jack Nicklaus, the open fairways, natural contours and hazards of the course elicit the best from visitors. From 2007, Glenisla offers a 20% discount on the course for our guests. "Excellent B&B, the best we have ever had" Margaret & Archie Dunn, Falkirk, Scotland Glenisla Green Fees (10% twilight discount for Five Gables House guests) (2 for 1 offer with Green Free Vouchers) (2 for 1 offer with Open Fairways Vouchers) Oct to March Mon-Fri - £14 Oct to March Sat-Sun - £16.50 April to Sept Mon-Fri - £29 April to Sept Sat-Sun - £35 Day Ticket Mon-Fri £42 Day Ticket Sat-Sun £49
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St
Michaels Golf Course / Drumoig
Golf Course Drumoig
Golf Course Winter
Rates
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Alyth
& Blairgowrie
Call 01250 872622
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Kittocks
Golf Course / Torrance
Golf Course club
hire - trolley hire -
buggy hire - tuition -
pro shop - bar -
Torrance
Golf Course |
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Elmwood
Golf Course / Cupar Golf
Course
Cupar
Golf Course Call
01334 653549 for more
details |
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King
James
VI
Golf
Course
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Craigie
Hill
Golf
Course
Craigie
Hill
Golf
Course |
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Strathmore
& Murrayshall Call 01738
551171 for more details |
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Kingsbarns
& The Dukes Golf Courses
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Banchory
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Royal Aberdeen Balgownie Golf Course Cruden Bay Golf Course
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Royal Dornoch Golf Course Royal Dornoch Green Fees May to September Prestwick Golf Course "You
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Angus
& Dundee Golf Pass
Craws Nest
Tassie and Maulesbank Trophy
Dunhill
Links Golf Tournament
The James
Braid Golfing Trails
"Man
blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible
for a hole in one" back
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Open
- Angus Glens Pairs Tournament
Open
- Scottish Mixed Foursomes Golf Week
Open
- Carnoustie Golf Competitions
2010
Senior British Open back
to top "The
first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle
of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life."
Happygolf Ladies Opens Booklet - In Aid Of Breast
Cancer Research
"Give
me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf...
and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." A New Golf Course For The Disabled
British
Golf Museum
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Tartan Day USA
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There are over 500 golf
courses in Scotland with more being added every year. Over 40 of these
golf courses are within 40 minutes drive of Arbroath, including 2
British Open venues and 7 British Open qualifier courses. We have
information on them all. Local Web Links Ted Priest September Challenge Scottish Disability Golf European Disabled Golf Association |
| Course Name | Distance From | Telephone Number |
| Arbroath Links | 1 inch ! | 01241 875837 |
| Letham Grange Old | 2 miles | 01241 890373 |
| Letham Grange Glens | 2 miles | 01241 890373 |
| Carnoustie Championship | 5 miles | 01241 853789 |
| Carnoustie Burnside | 5 miles | 01241 853789 |
| Carnoustie Buddon | 5 miles | 01241 853789 |
| Guthrie Castle | 6 miles | 01241 828691 |
| Panmure Links | 8 miles | 01241 855120 |
| Monifieth Medal | 10 miles | 01382 532767 |
| Monifieth Ashludie | 10 miles | 01382 532767 |
| Brechin Course | 14 miles | 01356 622383 |
| Montrose Medal | 14 miles | 01674 672932 |
| Montrose Broomfield | 14 miles | 01674 672932 |
| Forfar Course | 15 miles | 01307 463773 |
| Ballumbie Castle | 17 miles | 01382 770028 |
| Edzell Old | 18 miles | 01356 648462 |
| Edzell Westwater | 18 miles | 01356 648462 |
| Dundee Downfield | 20 miles | 01382 825595 |
| Dundee Caird Park | 20 miles | 01382 438871 |
| Dundee Camperdown | 20 miles | 01382 434187 |
| Kirriemuir Course | 22 miles | 01575 573317 |
| Tayport Scotscraig | 24 miles | 01382 552515 |
| St Andrews Old | 30 miles | 01334 466666 |
| Perth King James VI | 40 miles | 01738 445132 |
| Aberdeen Royal | 52 miles | 01224 702571 |
| Gleneagles | 60 miles | 01764 694469 |
| Piperdam Course | 22 miles | 01382 581374 |
| Drumoig Course | 28 miles | 01382 541800 |
| Glenisla Course | 29 miles | 01828 632445 |
| Alyth Course | 29 miles | 01828 632411 |
| Strathtyrum Course | 29 miles | 01334 466666 |
| Balgove Course | 29 miles | 01334 466666 |
| St Andrews Eden | 29 miles | 01334 466666 |
| St Andrews New | 30 miles | 01334 466666 |
| St Andrews Jubilee | 30 miles | 01334 466666 |
| Castle Course | 31 miles | 01334 466666 |
| Rannaleroch Course | 30 miles | 01828 633322 |
| Dukes Course | 30 miles | 01334 474371 |
| Blairgowrie Course | 35 miles | 01250 872622 |
| Stonehaven Course | 36 miles | 01569 762124 |
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The Funny Side Of Golf
Golfer - I've never played this badly before.
Caddie - You've played before?
Golfer - Will you stop looking at your watch all the time, it's distracting
me
Caddie - It's not my watch, it's my compass
Golfer - Do you notice any improvement in me today, caddie?
Caddie - Yes, you've had a haircut
Golfer - Well, caddie, how do you like my game?
Caddie - It's terrific. Mind you, I still prefer golf.
Golfer - "That can't be my ball, caddie. It looks far too old" said
the player looking at a ball deep in the trees.
Caddie - "It is a long time since we started, sir."
"Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddie because the cart cannot
count, criticise or laugh"
Golfer - You must be the worst caddie in the world
Caddie - I don't think so, that would be too much of a coincidence
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Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day on the Arbroath
Links Golf Course. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed
in the fairway but rolled directly towards the burn. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward
the same burn. It landed directly in the center of the burn and kind of hovered
over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the burn and chipped it up onto
the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out
over the fence and bounced off a tractor and then hit a nearby tree. From
there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby van and rolled down the roof, and
onto the fairway and right toward the same burn. On the way to the burn, it
hit a little stone and bounced out over the water, onto a lilly pad where
it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large frog jumped up on the lilly pad
and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, a hawk swooped down and grabbed
the frog and flew away. As they passes over the green, the frog squealed with
fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful
hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
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There was this minister who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could
be found on the Carnoustie Championship Golf Course swinging away. It was
an obsession. One Sunday, it was a perfect day for golfing. The sun was out,
with no clouds in the beautiful Angus sky, and the temperature was just right.
The urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant and told him that
he was sick and could not attend church today. With clubs in the boot, he
drove 30 miles to the St Andrews Old Course where no one would recognize him.
Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the minister and was quite perturbed. He went
to God and said, "Look at the minister. He should be punished for what
he's doing." God nodded in agreement. The minister teed up on the first
hole. He swung, and the ball sailed effortlessly through the air and landed
right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A perfect hole in one.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your
pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him.
"God smiled. "Think about it, who can he tell?"
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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try
the game, he asked the local pro of the Arbroath Golf Club, Lindsay Ewart
for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. Lindsay
showed him the perfect stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball
toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the
ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches
from the hole. "Now what?", the fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally
said, after he was able to speak again.
The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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A man and his friend are playing golf one day on the Edzell Golf Course. One
of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession
on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf
cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that
is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are
a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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A beautiful Angus bride was walking down the aisle of the St Vigeans Church
and when she reached the altar the groom was standing there with his golf
bag and clubs at his side. She said: "What are your golf clubs doing
here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all
day, is it?"
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Two women were having a round on the Arbroath Links. The first of the twosome
teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
of men coming in on the 18th. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony. The Angus woman rushed down to the man
and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physiotherapist
at Liz McColgans Health Centre near Carnoustie "Please allow me to help.
I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ach its OK, I'll be arite...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he
replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and finally allowed her to
help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened
his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then
asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member of the Montrose
Golf Club skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking
to the parking lot to get his car, a Tayside policeman stopped him and asked,
"Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball
so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the policeman asked.
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked. "Well,"
said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the road
and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing
into five other cars and a fire engine. The fire engine couldn't make it to
the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about
it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close
my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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A couple met at a local B&B in Angus and fell in love. They were discussing
how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you, Jody," Bert said, "I'm a golf
nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf." "Well, since you're being
honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."
"I see." said Bert. "It's probably because you're not keeping
your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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A murder has been committed. Tayside Police are called to a hoose and found
a man standing, holding a 9 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body
of another man on the ground. The detective asks, "Sir, do you know this
person?" "Yes" he replied. "Did you hit him with that
golf club?" "Yes, I did," the man answers. He cries, drops
the club and puts his head in his hands. "How many times did you hit
him?" said the detective.
The man thought for a moment and said "I dont know... Four, five, six,
put me down for a four."
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More Famous Quotes
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Greg Norman
"If im on the course and lightning strikes, i get inside. If God wants
to play through, let him"
Bob Hope
"Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write
down five"
Paul Harvey
"I'm the best. I just haven't played yet"
Muhammad Ali, on his golf game
"I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member"
Groucho Marx
"When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different
class of people"
Phil Harris
"His driving is unbelievable, i dont go that far on my holidays"
Ian Baker Finch
"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in
one afternoon on the golf course"
Hank Aaron
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Watch out for the water hazard

Now thats a scary sign to any man

A superb gift for any golfer

Not funny, but i just had to add this
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Five Gables House
Dundee Road
Arbroath DD11 2PE
Telephone: 01241 871632
Mobile: 0771 4360008
E-Mail: fivegableshouse@yahoo.com